An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919
One time the penguins proposed to me and since I couldn’t pick one of them, they squished me to death
I want to be squished by penguins
It was the best moment of my life
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
My kink is everybody being nice to me and paying attention to me as well
what materials are bobby pins made out of that make them dissolve into thin air
When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.